Woke up this     , (evening/morning/afternoon)
my     was on the brink. (head/feet/mind)
Went into the     , (kitchen/living room/toilet)
dirty dishes in the     ! (oven/dishwasher/sink)
Oh, Lord! I got the Bacchiglione Blues.
If I aint dead already,
you know I will be soon.
The city’s full of     , (policemen/traffic/foreigners)
pollution everywhere.
I’m breathing through my     (nose/ears/mouth)
so I don’t have to     the air. (sniff/breathe/snort)
Oh, Lord! etc.

What a lot of     ! (rubbish/shops/schools)
Assistants on their toes.No use to     (anyone/someone/no-one)
‘cos all they sell are     ! (toys/books/clothes)
Oh, Lord! Etc.
We gotta serial killer,
and he drives a white Skoda.
He’s got a police revolver
And his name is Mike Profeta.
Oh, Lord! Etc.
The ship’s going     ; (down/up/back)
No use to panic.
All you need’s a good     , (team/revolution/crew)
said the     of Titanic! (commander/captain/chief petty officer)
Oh, Lord! etc.